Francis Ucker

And the humor of the universe still shows through.

Since I don't believe in coincidences, and believe everything's part of a genius' plan (because efficiency is genius, and the everything in the known world is efficient...with the exception perhaps of the DMV) I smiled to myself when I met a charismatic salesman named S. Ellis. His username is sellis. No coincidence, right?

What, then, my mind wondered, would that say about a man named Francis Ucker?

I have been giggling to myself all morning.